Why hasn't anyone asked?

if Barack Obama pulled some strings to get the Cup in Chicago? I mean, the evidence is pretty overwhelming. Consider this: 1) he's reppin' Chi-town, 2) the 2nd city is known for above-average political corruption, 3) when he hosted the Pens last September in the White House, he mentioned that he was upset that Chicago hadn't won a Cup in so long, 4) he failed to land the Olympics in Chicago, and probably wants to make up for that somehow, and 5) everyone seems to hate him these days. I mean, I would think that the Detroit Tin Foil Brigade would be all over this... Maybe I just missed the party...?